Just 2 days to go........
Last evening Brad informed me that we would only be using the bathroom and shower in the RV for “emergencies”. What I wanted to say was just one word….. Really? But instead, I said “that is a great idea dear”. I had a flashback to our honeymoon in romantic San Diego, where he thought it would be a great idea to stay on Indiana time the entire honeymoon, so we didn’t mess up our internal clocks……
Now Brad wants to know if I have a nylon shirt “like his Nike one” because "they would be great for rafting and canoeing". “No” I don’t. Three minutes later, he is in front of me with HIS nylon Nike shirt, making me touch and feel it (in case I am too stupid to know what a nylon shirt is and I was confused by his question – it happens). “Sorry Brad, I still don’t have a nylon shirt”. He walks away saying in a sing songy voice “you are going to be sorry”. Seriously, it is 10:20pm and all I want to do is watch a little HGTV.
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7 comments:
I think it would add to the reader's enjoyment if you were to refer to each other as Clark (Brad), Ellen (Marcie), Russ (Trent) and Audrie (Cassie).
To Marcie, Trent and Cassie...GOD Bless you on your journey!!
and by all means Please humor your father (husband) and injoy this trip!!!...be good sports and if he pulls a fake gun on the guy at Wally World just go along with it...they can lock him up later!
Really...HAVE A GREAT TIME!!
Well Cindy, as usual, you screwed this up right off the bat. You note did NOT use the correct names. Damit!
So, this is just going to be 2 weeks of making fun of me. I'm not sure I should have passed out this blog address.
I just want everybody to know that my wife is drunk most of the time, which leads to many lies & gross exaggerations.
Signed, Clark
A) Thank you for using your "Travel Name" Clark.
B) There is no B.
Why are we using,"Travel names?"
Clark, did you erase the tape??
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